1. if the Oscars had a ‘cutest couple’ category J. Edgar would win

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    me (via sailorswayze)

    My theory is that J. Edgar (oh my god, when I first typed that out I wrote Edgay—how fitting) is going to become this big campy cult classic in the future. Like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People are going to wear bad old people masks from Party City (the actual ones used in the film) and will quote all of the scenes. When that happens I’ll be the first one in line with a suit on and a bad accent carrying an Oscar in my hand and crying.

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