I’m so lonely tonight. I called my mother, but she didn’t answer her phone, so I called my grandma, she didn’t answer either. Then I went down the hall to hang out with some of my floormates, but they were going to bed. Then I texted this guy I’ve been hooking up with to come hang out with me, but he never texted me back. I even considered calling my dad, who I’m not even talking to right now. So I just turned on old episodes of The Office on Netflix to have background noise in the room.