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“I don’t see the glass as half empty. I see it as half full—of poison.” - Woody Allen
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Step 1: Find your center.
Step 2: Accept the inevitability of the dance.
Step 3: Snap yo’ fingers.
Step 4: Rock it back…
Step 5: …and forth.
Step 6: Grab a partner. No, literally, grab one!
Step 7: Get rejected.
Step…
if the Oscars had a ‘cutest couple’ category J. Edgar would win
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me (via sailorswayze)
My theory is that J. Edgar (oh my god, when I first typed that out I wrote Edgay—how fitting) is going to become this big campy cult classic in the future. Like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People are going to wear bad old people masks from Party City (the actual ones used in the film) and will quote all of the scenes. When that happens I’ll be the first one in line with a suit on and a bad accent carrying an Oscar in my hand and crying.
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The Tree of Life, 2011 (dir. Terrence Malick)
Can I just drop out of college and become a shitty stand-up comedian who then slowly gains respect of not only my peers but grabs the attention of LA people and then I write a film and independently direct it and distribute it and it becomes a sleeper hit or something and then all my dreams can come true? Because I’m kind of miserable as of now. I’m currently crocheting a blanket and watching old reruns of Arrested Development.

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altmil asked: 2, 3, 4, 8, 9, 29
2. First movie I saw in theatres:
A Bug’s Life — I was terrified of the theatre when I was a child, but when I was like six or something I saw this one. I was covering my ears the entire time, it was in imax or something so it was frighteningly loud.
3. Top five movies: this is a hard one and it is constantly changing
5. Fanny and Alexander
4. Buffalo 66 OR Punch Drunk Love (to me they have the same kind of aesthetic, so they’re a tie)
3. The Apartment
2. The Piano Teacher
1. Mulholland Dr.
4. top five directors:
5. TIE of the Andersens — PT and Wes!!
4. Billy Wilder
3. Lars von Trier
2. Ingmar Bergman
1. David Lynch
8. An overrated movie:
Forrest Gump - I mean, I liked it when I was a kid, but I saw it again recently and it was just baffling how silly it was.
9. An underrated movie:
Birdemic: Shock and Terror - I hear about allot of good bad movies (one of my favorite genres) and this one is rarely talked about. The acting is atrocious as well as the directing and the visual effects are so amazingly bad it’s almost poetic. You can watch it on Netflix instant streaming right now if you have that, and I do recommend.
29. A movie from your favorite director you didn’t like:
Lost Highway by David Lynch was a miss for me. But that’s just a personal opinion because it was so in the mid-nineties mindset with that industrial rock soundtrack and all, which felt horribly dirty to me. I think Lynch was just sort of expirimenting, and there’s nothing wrong with that, in fact I praise him for it. Like many David Lynch films one has to take something away from his films to really enjoy it and I didn’t take anything away from Lost Highway except for seeing Patricia Arquette’s boobs (which was fantastic).
—Thanks altmil!
1. What was the last movie you watched on theaters?
2. What was the first movie you ever remember watching on theaters?
3. Top 5 movies
4. Top 5 directors
5. A favorite adapted movie
6. Your best experience on going to the movies
7. A guilty pleasure
8. An overrated movie
9. An underrated movie
10. A movie that not many have heard that you’ve seen
11. A movie you watched mainly for an actor
12. Top 5 actors
13. Top 5 actresses
14. VHS, DVD or Blu-Ray?
15. Favorite Disney movie (not PIXAR!)
16. A tearjerker
17. A movie that you know its bad but you can’t help but love it
18. Favorite Movie Soundtrack
19. Favorite quote from a movie
20. A movie that was better than the book
21. First adult film you watched (thematically speaking not R-rated)
22. A kids movie you always watch
23. Favorite Science Fiction movie
24. Favorite Comedy
25. Favorite Fantasy
26. Favorite Love Story
27. A movie you hate
28. Favorite animated movie
29. A movie from your favorite director you didn’t liked
30. Favorite comic book movie
31. 3 movies you’re expecting excitedly!
32. A book you read for a movie
33. Favorite Musical
34. Favorite fictional character
35. A movie you wished they never made
36. Favorite remakePLEASE PLEASE
C’mon guys, you know you want to!
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